Joke Of The Day

A Little League team is playing a game on a ball field that's adjacent to a large ranch where cattle, swine and poultry are raised. The game is very close and hotly contested.

It's the bottom of the ninth inning, and the home team is one run behind with a runner on second base. The batter is nervous as the count goes to three balls and two strikes. The next pitch could well decide the game.

Just as the pitch is thrown, a large hog breaks through the center field fence and runs onto the field.

At that exact moment, the batter manages a direct hit on the incoming pitch and launches the ball into the outfield.

The ball heads straight for the boar and hits him on the flank.

The pig stops in his tracks, grabs the ball in his mouth, swallows it, runs back through the fence and disappears.

The umpire rules that the home team won on an inside-the-pork home run.


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Bonus Joke:


An interoffice softball game was held every year between the marketing and support staff of one company.

The support staff whipped the marketing department soundly.

To show just "how" the marketing department earns their keep, they posted this memo on the bulletin board after the game: "The Marketing Department is pleased to announce that for the 2015 Softball Season, we came in 2nd place, having lost but one game all year. The Support Department, however, had a rather dismal season, as they won only one game."

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